J.T. is traveling across the province today, making stops in Hamilton, Ottawa, Sudbury, Windsor and Elliott Lake. Fortunately, the tailwinds are helping us to arrive everywhere on-time. Checked the weather today and all the forecasters are saying that the grey skies are on their way out.
Ever wonder how those weather people can keep their jobs for so long when they never keep their promises? It’s time for a new way of reporting the weather. We won’t just report the weather, we will make the weather. That’s how we know that we stand a better shot at keeping our promises than those other candidates. Vote for sunshine! Meteorology you can take to the bank!
Wow, nobody scored a knock-out with this lame debate. It’s hard to feel inspired with all of these gloomy, apple-pie-in-the-sky predictions. These candidates would probably be more energetic if they had good weather during their vacations this year. Without all the rest and vitamin D, these folks are a snoozefest. That’s why our simple 5-point plan includes a pledge to give every worker in Ontario 7 days of perfect vacation weather every year, tax free!
Well, it’s official! If you’ve had enough of the chilly drizzle coming out of the 3+1 main political parties in Ontario, never fear. Sunshine is here! A new party is born, with a plan for every Ontarian.